Board Thread:Hosting Games/@comment-40076885-20190725232625/@comment-40076885-20191010171847

TLHP summons an army of potatoes with little cat ears. They assume the position of a potato general riding a potato horse, and point toward Oshots, commanding their army foward. It's a terrifying sight--an army of potatoes race over a massive hill that had somehow materialized in the room all race toward a slightly confused Oshots.

Theb Oshots smiles.

Smiles?

The first potato hits Oshots and falls to the side, having morphed into a plate of fries, Enraged, the next potato leaps at Oshots, barely touching them before turning into a side of mashed potatoes. The potatoes keep coming and coming, and every time they hit Oshots, they turn into an assortment of potato dishes.

Soon, TLHP is the only one left. Being the sole survivor of the Great Potato Massacre, they decide to call a tactical retreat. Everyone is so absorbed in this massacre that no one notices that TLHP didn't draw a card to end their turn.

TLHP has used a on Oshots! Oshots has used a ! TLHP has used a ! It is now Quacc's turn!

''' 10 cards until the is on top! '''

Chance of Kitten: 6/47 = 12.8%