Board Thread:Hosting Game/@comment-26234016-20190205011232/@comment-26234016-20190322211634

'in about another hour'

five hours later...

''Cupcake, Memo, and Karp all prepare for the most grueling spelling bee of their lives. Yeah, that's right, someone might die because of this. This spelling bee is gonna be that tough. Anyways, it starts out with the word scintillating and doesn't get easier from there. Ms. Yorrick watches with a gavel, occasionally banging it on her desk when the chattering of Slug's teeth on their fingernails drowns out the stammering of Memo trying to spell Rhotacism. After a few hours have passed and Cupcake is starting to lose feeling in the parts of the brain that aren't devoted to vocabulary, Karp forgets that the letter n is in the word government and gets kicked. Ms. Yorrick just gives Memo and Cupcake the win because gosh that's gone on long enough. ''

''Cupcake and Karp crawl out of the English room to deal with OS and Cats respectively. First is the race between OS and Karp. Karp tries to put his bare brawn to use, propelling himself up that jungle gym with incredible speed, but OS is climbing this thing like a gecko, that's right, her hands are practically sticking to this thing and at one point you notice a prehensile, animatronic tail that she uses to fling herself to the top of the jungle gym. OS wins, Karp an exhausted heap. ''

''Next, Cupcake and Cats go toe-to-toe. Now, neither have done anything extremely spectacular in any of the challenges– Cats did a flip once but like, seriously, who hasn't done a flip once?– so you aren't really expecting anything too cool. But before the match, Cats spits at the ground before Cupcake and says a really cool but threatening one-liner, and a gust of wind blows by, revealing hidden depths and a potential tragic backstory to what you thought was a background character. And while OS displayed incredible physical ability and also a tail when she beat Karp, Cats and Cupcake display intense strategy. Cupcake slows down, giving Cats the edge and letting her scurry up, but it turns out to be to an area that's structurally weakened and gives Cupcake the ultimate advantage. Later, Cupcake moves to the side to avoid some falling debris and accidentally gets caught near the dismantled portion of the jungle gym, where Cats deliberately maneuvered her. The test of wits is astounding and everyone just goes, wow. That's neat. Cats wins, barely, by literally climbing over Cupcake. ''

Results:

Mental – Cupcake vs Karp: Cupcake

Mental – Memo vs Karp: Memo

Physical – OS vs Karp: OS

Physical – Cats vs Cupcake: Cats

Winners:

Cupcake, Memo, OS, Cats

Losers:

Karp (3), Cupcake

''Mr. Gimgould appears out of nowhere, holding up Gob from the scruff of his neck. He informs you all that because of the school spirit Gob showed by illegally breaking and entering, Gob will now fulfill a vital role that had not been present beforehand. That's the role of school store manager. Go to the school store, which will be in the toolshed, and spend some money (which you can find as a prize or just around the school) to get items! The school store's inventory will not be monitored by the school so while we aren't saying there's gonna be contraband... there's gonna be contraband. Anyways, time to vote for who leaves!''

Votes for Karp: 0

Votes for Cupcake: 0