Thread:Thebronzedragon/@comment-37271159-20190205152512/@comment-35195751-20190607133050

You go to the Toolshed.

''The Toolshed is a venerable building. The wood that built it is old, and you feel as though it might come down at any moment. A single electric light from the 1950s casts a warm but faint glow upon the room, revealing drifting bits of dust. Still, the building inspires a sense of comfort unique to the school. Gob is sitting in a plastic chair behind a similarly plastic desk, where wares are laid out carefully. Gob looks at you. ''"Whaddya want?"

Gob: "I got Rotten fish, fifty cents. Pen and paper, buck fifty. Battery, three dollars. We're all gonna be turned into batteries by the Illuminati. Tap shoes, ten dollars. Use those babies to tap out morse code, send an SOS message to me when the aliens come. Slingshot, a dollar. Disposable Camera, five dollars. And the newest aquestition, a Study guide. Procured it when the teachers weren't looking. 3 dollars."