Thread:HumanGuyPerson/@comment-33894416-20180325095418/@comment-28278669-20180325150116

Pick one of the following to be:

You are a Thief!

Thieves. Well I mean, you can call them pickpockets. They steal for a living with the occasional kid napping here and there. People can tell that you're up to no good but...

You're just too good at stealing.

Thirst for Goldies: You can tell if someone has a lot of money on sight.

Swift Pickpocket: You are faster and more quiet than others.

Survival Instinct: You are stronger than most people and can kill without mercy if necessary.

Troublemaker: You are more likely to be noticed by others.

Counterfeiter: You can produce fake coinies but it takes time.