Board Thread:Kingdom Succession Games/@comment-35195751-20190804205424/@comment-35195751-20190916213134

''Everyone plugs themselves into a VR machine to simulate Challenges, as to make sure no one gets hurt. ''

After all, some people here are miiiiighty desperate to gain a Kingdom with Time travel capabilities.

You know who you are...

It is now the Challenge Phase!

Duels: Tests: Dominance Votes:
 * Jdnow vs Sax: Jallybwan hacks into the VR and accuses Sax of being Jd's alt. Sax has him banned, but Jdnow gets Sax banned for apparently being an alt. Jdnow wins
 * Rasen vs ARCU: The Naruto and the looney tunes character square off. Unfortunately it takes several episodes of buildup to even start the fight, and ARCU falls asleep midway through. Rasen thinks he has the advantage, but it turns out ARCU was replaced with a bomb a while ago, as Rasen finds out when he attempts a stabbing. Cool Username wins
 * ImKurama vs Gob: Kurama attempts slay Gob with a sharpened sickle, but Gob rips out his innards and stomps on them. Gob is disqualified for not being PG enough for viewers. Can we get a Medic over here? ImKurama wins
 * Eggy vs Jdnow: Eggy and Jdnow bond over being disqualified in Quacc's Gladiator tournament by sitting over a cliff and watching the sunset, but Eggy decides to make this a challenge and pushes Jdnow off of the cliff. Jdnow enderpearls back up though, but Eggy sees where the Pearl will land and orders a Orbital Laser strike upon the spot. Jdnow is incinerated on the spot. Eggy wins
 * Cupcake vs Onlyshots: Onlyshots reminds Cupcake he used to be her leader. Cupcake retorts that she took over after he got his innards jellified by an alien robot. Onlyshots gets miffed and angrily runs at Cupcake with a broom. Cupcake sidesteps and Onlyshots lands on Jdnow right before he teleports. Cupcake wins
 * Cookie vs Jdnow: Cookie giggles as she attempts to slip Jdnow some poisoned Cookies, but Jdnow is far too wise to-... Scratch that, he's already taken a bit. Unfortnately she accidentally put Salt instead of Sugar in there, and Jdnow spits it out. It lands on Onlyshots, who'd still moaning down there and starts melting his face. Yowch. Jdnow wins
 * Sax vs Jdnow: Jallybwan gets Yami to unban him, but Jdnow deletes Sax before Jally can make a report...Is that even legal? Jdnow wins
 * Gob vs Jdnow: Gob is finally unbanned after doing some community service, and sees Jdnow lying dead from an Orbital strike. Since when would that carry over from challenge to challenge?!? Ah well, Gob isn't going to question it if he means he wins this thing. Gob wins

''Well well well, the only Challenge that'll mean too much today. Jdnow and Moo silently stare at one another, waiting for a signal to begin pummeling the other to a pulp''

Suddenly the old man announces that this will be a golfing challenge

''Moo and Jdnow agree, but a few hours in everyone becomes so bored that they decide to murder Jdnow and Moo to end the challenge quicker. Uh oh...''

Jdnow sees this as an excellent time to leave, and enderpearls himself away

Moo uses his golf club to fend off Cupcake and Cookie, but Eggy, ARCU, and Gob disarm him and are about to behead him with his own club, when the old guy tells everyone that Moo won since Jdnow wussed out and ran away

"Can we still behead him?"

Moo wins

Jdnow will be up for voting with +1 vote at every single voting phase, until someone else loses a Dominance challenge

Prizes

Jdnow (3)

ARCU (1)

ImKurama (1)

Eggy (1)

Cupcake (1)

Gob (1)

Loooooosers that'd be up for voting if we were voting someone out on day one

Sax

Rasen

Gob

Jdnow

Onlyshots

Cookie

Sax

Everyone awkwardly waits around for dinner to be served since the voting phase is basically meaningless

...

...

Why are they waiting this long, are they ASKING for someone to poison the food?!?

It is now the Voting Phase

No one is available to be voted

Dinner should be ready shortly