Board Thread:Kingdom Succession Games/@comment-35195751-20190627162947/@comment-35195751-20190907023558

''The final 3 competitors sit around the table, anxiously wondering what'll happen next... no one's votable, so this is going to be trouble''

Urk, what if there's another event?

Wolfi sure doesn't want that, ick...

Wolfi decides to do something and guesses Cupcake as a "you know what"

Cupcake is enraged by this and activates her Mop's kill mode

"No! Wait! I meant TLHP knows what!"

''Who the heck is TLHP? Anyway Cupcake's wanted to do this for days now''

She rams her Mop into his [DELETED] and with him impaled onto the mop, she slams him into the ground

Sweet Mother of Moses!!!

''Wolfi's [DELETED] comes off, revealing it to be a clever fake... only one person would have something like that''

''Cupcake points a finger at Wolfi. "HE'S THE SPY!"''

The AI Crackles to life

"Actuallly he's registered as a Cosmonaut... please put the Mop down during dinner"

''Wolfi wipes some sweat off of his brow, yeah... a Cosmonaut... that's what he was''

Unfortunately for Wolfi that sweat was more than a typical sign of nervousness, because wiping his brow caused his wet mask loosen and be revealed as a plastic disguise

(Gasp)

The only way THAT'S possible is if...

AI: "So sorry I doubted you Cupcake"

"Finish him"

''Wolfi hurls his wet mask at Cupcake's feet hoping to trip her up, but years of being a janitor have made her feet immovable. She could be standing on a Volcano and she'd be fine.''

Cupcake rams her mop into Wolfi's head, then his stomach just to be sure

Wolfi's head is leaking all over the floor, not to mention his stomach from the Seafood

Ah well, she is a Janitor

Cupcake has used an Awesome Guess on Wolfi

'''Wolfi was indeed the Spy. He has been Eliminated'''

''Eggy stands looking at this in terror. At this point he's willing to lose a Challenge to Cupcake just so he'll be voted out and can get the heck AWAY.''

But with one opponent down and one left to go, Cupcake isn't feeling too merciful

''She notes Eggy's shirt color. The Red really is fitting considering what's about to happen.''

Eggy panics and tries to run, but Cupcake hurls her Mop at him, impaling him.

Gooooooooooooood

'''Eggy has been deadly guessed as the Red Shirt. He didn't have any immunities to use.'''

'''Eggy has been "Eliminated". He was the Red Shirt'''

So looks like there's only one person standing, and luckily for her she's the only one who might possibly purge the place of it's accursed Water

In a matter of minutes, she creates an improvised device to filter it out

''Apparently all the water was coming from this cup in Octopuzz's room. Weird''

...

''A few days passed. She spent them reading, for thankfully the library door remained closed while the water was up''

Sometimes she used the hot tub while reading

''Occasionally she discovered something nasty to clean up, no doubt left by one of the other competitors. Rasen's corpse examinations, Octopuzz's shrine to the Nurse-Bot, Moo's disgusting Alien slime that attempted to assimilate her...''

It was a bit lonely, but it was certainly preferable to living with the 11 people who'd all tried and failed to kill her over the last 11 days

Then a little while later, the people who'd sent them all called from the Planet she once called home

''They wanted to see the winner's face. The AI told them someone had won, and this was important''

They weren't expecting to see a Janitor, but after checking their background information 

''The leaders of each individual nation each secretly felt relieved. No one Nation would have full control over the planet''

A few weeks passed, and they sent Colonists to help terraform the planet, or at least make sure it was habitable

''It was generally understood that their leader Cupcake was not expected to pitch in too much. She was a little old after all.''

But if anything got too messy, she'd always be there to clean it up

The End?

Cupcake the Janitor has emerged Victorious