Thread:DaDeadGuy/@comment-32811824-20170816075253/@comment-33007077-20170816102748

"Welcome, Paul...no last name. I'll give you one."

Your last name is Turdface

"Welcome, Paul Turdface. You live in Dorm Seven. Here are your perks:

Mr steal yo stuff (Good) - You can steal and plant items with 100% success stealthily. That isn't to say that any witnesses can spot you

Ninja (Good) - You can hear things more easier and make no noise. You also have three lockpicks and can use them faster than everyone else.

They like me here (Good) - The demons here like you.

Bury me with my money (Neutral) - If you get 1K money, you win.

Infamous (Bad) - Due to you being a theif, you can only steal from one person per roaming phase.

Sensitive (Bad) - You are fragile and slightly bleed out faster than everyone else.