Thread:HAWAIIANpikachu/@comment-27398195-20170408014400/@comment-26111094-20170413185714

A man heads back to the police and says, " Hi. I just broke down someone's door and now someone who might be dangerous is following me."

A police officer says,  "Sir, while I understand your predicament, tresspassing without stealing is $500. I will try to help protect you, but first..."

He handcuffs the man and puts him in the police car. XD