Board Thread:Hosting Game/@comment-32329805-20181211141439/@comment-32329805-20190601174403

Duels
Gob challenges Memo to a pole vaulting contest. '''Both of them fail to vault over the bar. However, Gob ended up hitting the bar with their knees, while Memo hit it face first. Gob technically wins as a result.''' ''Huh, that duel was rather anticlimactic. Well, now it's time for the voting phase...'' ''Oh right, Memo's the only person to vote. Well, that isn't very dramatic. The guards search their room, find out they're a pharmacist, then send them off. Gob becomes king, and does regular king stuff, including attempting to poison the entire kingdom for flummery and giggles. Wait, that isn't normal. The citizens of the kingdom catch on pretty quick, and decided to overthrow them. uNFORTUNATELY it's king of hard to start a rebellion when half of your 'soldiers' are dying to poison. hOWEVER, the other half was still enough to cause a stalemate.''