Thread:HAWAIIANpikachu/@comment-27398195-20170905094657/@comment-26234016-20171028193551

You close your eyes and press the button.

The world lights up behind closed lids. And there's a roar.

Dazed – You have disadvantage on all checks. (ends in four moves)

Deafened – You have trouble hearing. (ends in two days)

You dimly register being moved through air. And then hitting ground. Miraculously, you don't feel hurt. Your eyes are closed.