Thread:DesertStorm11/@comment-29253708-20170816020736/@comment-33007077-20170828193551

Him:  "Oh. Hey guys. Hows it going? What're you all doing here...? This ain't a convention, is it? I promised I'd quit drinking on duty, and I have! Haven't touched a bottle! ...much...

In all seriousness, you're not all here to kill me, right? I've only been to the arcade and the disco - which is closed, by the way."

You sez