Thread:GhostyFlareEruption/@comment-33007077-20170315234542/@comment-29253708-20170322045014

You have crazy dreams.

You wake up in the middle of a desert. You look down and see a canteen of water attached to your belt. You drink some of it down, wanting to conserve it. As you look back down, you see a Pikachu sitting in front of you. It has a lei hanging around its neck. You blink once in amazement, as it seemed to had teleported there. You rub some sand out of your eyes, and out of nowhere appears a dancing banana holding pompoms.

"Alright. This is getting weird." You say aloud.

You stand up and look around. There's nothing but sand all around you. Suddenly, something falls from the sky in front of you. You look back down to see a colorful potato, sitting there next to the banana.

"What in the-"

You stop talking as an army of chicken nuggets run around your feet and continue running off into the distance. You open your mouth to say something, but are interrupted as they throw a mini chicken pot pie at you, but it falls short.

A butterfly appears out of nowhere. Being the only thing you recognize as normal, you follow it as it flutters away. It leads you over the nearby hill, and you see an oasis in the distance. Ditching the butterfly, you run toward the oasis. You don't get far before tripping over something and getting a face-full of sand.

"What the heck did I trip on."

You look behind you and see some sort of book. It's open to a page. You quickly realize it's a survival guide for being in the desert. Closing the book to look at the cover, all you see is the word "Venera", printed on the front.

You open the book again to look at what might help you in your situation, but all the pages are blank. Flipping through every single one of them, none of them have a single word or picture or anything. Desperately, you flip through again. In sadness, you close the book again. The cover changed. The words "Thou hast been tricked" are written in gold. You look back up from the book.

You don't have time to react before the wave of chicken nuggets overwhelms you.