Thread:Mushromancer/@comment-32311838-20170816143351/@comment-33007077-20170816181702

"Welcome, Bart Ender. You live in Dorm One, sharring the dorm with Evan Poopyhead (Desert). Here are your perks:

All noobs get pwned (Good) - You know how to play video games inside and out.

Couped (Good) - You can not go insane if you are isolated for too long.

Nothing else to do (Bad) - Due to focusing too much on games, you aren't that strong and you like isolation, so talking is a bit difficult unless it's with people similar to you.