User:TownofSalemMurders

SalemMurders-

Place: Cassini City, Saturn

Time: Year 1

The Universe had just been created, but Saturn's people were blessed by the god above. They already had what you humans call futuristic technology. We also were advanced in physicality as well as mentality. We were immune to all disease. We never had anger, jealousy, fear, or greed. We were also immortal. We were stronger, faster, and more handsome (though beauty is not really important in Saturnian culture). We were what you would call... perfect.

Then there was a newborn. He was also perfect, but even more.. perfect. We named him [REDACTED] He became a master in sword-fighting, especially with the scimitar. He mastered Arabic, Urdu, English, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Greek, Roman, Italian, French, etc. He learned to master shadows to utilize himself, so much he became known as the Deity of Shadows. He preferred to be called Thoamros however, and since he became the ambassador to Earth from Saturn.

Place: Houston, Texas, USA, Earth

Time: November 13, 2002

Now Saturnians are immortal, as I have said before. We age very slowly. It took about 2000 years for Thoamros to mature into a fully grown adult, and he landed on Earth in 2002. He took 15 years to learn all about human culture, before being introduced to the internet on October 24, 2017. He now resides on Earth, learning about it.SalemHealers-

Eww... You people disgust me. You do things much more differently than us, and it's just... embarrassing. Slower, weaker, and you guys die so fast! I mean how am I supposed to kill you, if you have the endurance of a worm?!

But enough about you failures. I don't want you to at all feel... special. Now it's my turn to shine. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, has ever respected me! I will show all you idiots what true power is!

Year: [UNKNOWN]

Place: New Voyager, Neptune

Wow. Back to the beginning. Where do we start? What do I say? Alright, here we go.I was born in a family of 8,000,000,000 (Just joking, it was 9,000,000,000) and we were, sorry, are the richest family here. And we still are. Our daily earnings are higher than your GDP. Anyways, one day, I decided to become a god. And so I did. But SalemMurders got in my way, so now I torture him.Devadas Varma-