User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Ghosty's Online World: To 2018

Everyone is on top of the roof of Ghosty's mansion, and a party is happening as the trippy three (AKA Ghosty, Add, and Desert) are at the Kool-Aid counter.

Ghosty: Let's all change this year. We're gonna be new people.

Desert: We still have time to be our dumb old selves. Let that live. See? Even Playful is enjoying herself.

Playful spartan kicks someone off the roof.

Playful: CALL ME A FUCKING BOY ONE MORE TIME, ASSHOLE!

Desert: (Language)

Add: Guys, the countdown is about to start. Get your anus ready.

Ghosty: Oh yeah.

The clock starts to count town.

5

4

3

2

1

F**KING RING RING RING

Ghosty: Woohoo. Welp, it's time to improve.

Ghosty's New Year Objective: Get better at Basketball.

Ghosty starts doing two push ups each second and a half that passes, and then he starts doing pull ups trying to reach a hanging Sandwich from Burger King. Ghosty then does other exercises like sit ups, lunges, and more. Eventually, he wins a game against someone 100-84.

Ghosty: No, I can still improve.

Ghosty does one handed push ups, doing two each second. His pull up speed is doubled, and so are the rest of his exercises. Ghosty then wins a game 100-82

Ghosty: I DID IT! WOOOOOOOO!

Add's New Year Objective: Get better at writing

Critics: YOUR DUMB STORY GOT 1/10.

Add: ;-; WHYYYYYYYY????!?!!

Add revises her mistakes, and then puts in “Remastered” next to the book.

Critics: YOUR STORY IS A 1.1/10

Add: SUCCESS!

Desert’s New Year Objective: Still not cuss

Desert: ...Hecker

Some random person: Did you know Mormons are exticnt.

Desert: THAT'S NOT TRUE, YOU SON OF A--

Jally’s New Year Objective: Lose some weight

Jally goes on a scale, and then the pounds start rolling in.

Jally: Let's see.

3 Hours Later

Jally is 9,001 Ibs

Jally: Let's get to working out

Jally does the dumb routine Ghosty went through. He does push ups, sit ups, pull ups, and wedgies to Sondz

Sondz: Y U DO DIS?

Jally: I need to train

Jally gets back on the scale, and it shows 8,999 Ibs.

Jally: WOOHOO! This calls for a celebratory donut

Jally eats it, and now weighs 9,002 Ibs

Salem's New Year Objective: Try to be less annoying

Salem: Come on, really? I'm not that annoying.

Sometime in September

Ghosty: Add, have you play tha--

Salem rushes in

Salem: NOTICE ME, SENPAI! REEEEEEEEEE--

Add blasts him with a shotgun

Add: Can you repeat what you were saying?

Present time

Salem: Hey, shut up. Care for me because I'm Muslim

Rubik in background: NOBODY CAAAAAAAARES! 🎵

Rubik: But no, seriously. That's the worst thing you could say.

Salem: Shut up, you John Joe

Rubik: ONE KID GONNA DIE TONIGHT!

Salem: RUN, BITCH! RUUUUUUN!

Haw's New Year Objective: Pursue his detective career

Haw examines a dead corpse with a knife wound to the chest and buttcheek.

Desert: Can we please call the cops now?

Haw: I got this.

Haw thinks for a bit, sipping on coffee, then snaps in fingers in a conclusion.

Haw: The killer...was a crazed murderer sitting in a alley

Crazed Murderer: Oh hai, kids. You want some candy?

Cops: STAMP RIGHT THERE, PERVERT *shows up somehow*

The murderer starts getting beat down.

Desert: Wanna grab a sandwich?

Haw: Sure.

Ghosty: Well, it's time to go to rest.

Add: This was a great year, 2017.

Desert: Peace out, 2017. We're moving on to a new year.

Ghosty: Even though we already said it, let's say it again.

Add: Ready...

Ghosty: HAPPY

Add: NEW

Desert: YEAR!

Ghosty suddenly trips, and then he warps through stars like a shooting star meme.

Add: AHAHAHA, You fell down

THE END

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