Board Thread:Kingdom Succession Games/@comment-35195751-20190804205424/@comment-35195751-20191004183308

Sax taunts the frozen people by eating popcorn 

Duels: Tests: Dominance Votes: ''Moo and Cookie decide to have a cooking contest. Cookie decides to make hamburgers and Moo makes cookies.''
 * Cookie vs Moo: Cookie takes out boxing gloves and attempts to force Moo into a Meat Grinder. Moo escapes, making everyone angry at Cookie. They wanted beef dammit. Moo Wins
 * Jdnow vs Rasen: Jdnow and Rasen have a heated discussion about which is better between Minecraft and Naruto. They each draw swords from their respective preferred franchises and Rasen breaks Jdnow's sword into little pixel blocks. Jdnow then declares war on Rasen, resulting on 500 pages of text that TLHP is too lazy to type out. Suffice it to say that Benjy the Endertoad managed to end the war with minimal casualites. Rasen Wins
 * Gob vs ARCU: Gob and ARCU board a plane when a rando on the plane has visions of the plane exploding and they get off. For some reason random stuff keeps trying to kill them afterwards, including a ceiling fan, a box of fireworks, and Sax with an Axe. Eventually a car runs them both over, but it turns out this was actually a movie made by Gob. Everyone sues Gob for stealing their ideas. Wait why did everyone have ideas about ARCU and Gob dying? ARCU Wins
 * Everyone awkwardly stands around a doughtnut and a pencil in confusion.
 * Moo: 1 (Moo)
 * Cookie: 1 (Cookie)

In a few hours, the Old guy declares the contest done

Cookie passes the hamburgers around, and everyone seems to enjoy them

Moo passes the Cookies around, and sweet lord what the heck is in these?

Mustard?

SALT?

OATMEAL?!?

Everyone is so disgusted that they declare the Cookies as the losers

Unfortunately the old guy mishears and declares Cookie the loser

''Well thats unfortunate. Cookie tries to tell everyone that Moo made the cookies, but no one believes them.''

Moo wins

Winners:

Moo (3)

ARCU (1)

Rasen (1)

It is now the Voting Phase

Also known as the phase where people tamper with food

Tuck in y'all ^-^

Votable Losers:

Cookie: 1 (Dominance) Jdnow Gob