Board Thread:Hosting Game/@comment-27398195-20180221100939/@comment-34784235-20180226222152

SalemMurders wrote: Tinylad wrote: SalemMurders wrote: Tinylad wrote: SalemMurders wrote: Tinylad wrote: SalemMurders wrote: Tinylad wrote: SalemMurders wrote: "I will suck out your blood faster than you can even land a punch. Try me" I've never met a vampire. What's it like, with big fangs? "I am a snake. But I forgot humans are as stupid as rocks." Wait.... How is a snake gonna ....... I give up. http://www.kidzone.ws/lw/snakes/facts06.htm Y'know, if I were a snake, how would I manage to communicate with humans? "I am half human. Which plagues my existence, due to people like you." he spits out the last word like an insult Plagues your existnce? Then why don't you end it? "Because, unlike you puny human, I am descended from a god. It's going to take some time, and frankly, I don't have that time. Ay? I don't believe in multiple gods.... Crud I'm gonna die now