Thread:TheLastHappyPotato/@comment-35195751-20190518031740/@comment-37322933-20190828185531

TheLastHappyPotato wrote: Hmm

Everyone wonders about my absence, hehehe

Lets make this fun :D

/Go to art room

/Make a costume that hides my face and hair in a thick black mask

/Including gloves, don't care how many staples that needs

/Make a Heather Dummy in the art room. Use some supplies to make some flesh/hair/clothes that'd look totally realistic (I guess I can detail a process if you need one)

/Then make one that looks like Alexander

/Take as long as I hecking need, I wanna make this look goooooooood

/Take my personal bedsheets and Clothes out of my room/closet

/Put Heather Dummy in bed

/Find 3 flour bags and 5 bottles of Sunflour oil

Sunflour oil is like, super flammable

You know what one of the worst things to put on an oil fire is? Flour

Because it will hecking explode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx70pDUBciQ

Aaaaanyway

/Reenter my own room

/Dump oil all over it, especially the Heather Dummy

/Rip holes in the flour bag to make it leak flour when moved, and get some flour dust on stuff

/Go down to kitchen and set some string on fire, using the stove and some oil

/Stab self earlobe with my knife to get blood without causing perminant damage

(Wins chess match against self)

(Which btw is the #1 detriment against weak characters like me killing in this game. The Chess matches are dicey)

/Set corner of room on fire with string (and do the next part super quickly

/Get my hand all bloody with lobe

/Put hand on doorknob as if unlocking it

Yay there's now blood melting down my doorknob

/Toss flour bag in room and run while holding bloody earlobe, because

/FIREY EXPLOSION (But not a super loud one, just an extra fire-ey one)

/And also intense fire that'll burn everything

/Including Heather Dummy, which is wearing my clothes btw. I'dve added that earlier, but I'm lazy as heck apparently okay but where do you go after you do this