User blog:Jdnow/Kingdom Succession: Jd's Wrath:Episode 1:Let the games begin

the place is a castle, with everyone in the lobby.

Sax:where... am i?

Betima:beats me.

Cupcake:What's going on?!

Jally:Wish i knew.

a tv turns on to jd's face

Jd:Welcome everyone.

Ghosty:Where are we?

Jd:Kingdom Succession.

Rasen:A KS game?!

Jd:Yes.

Oslo:what time is it im gonna stay up until 1:12 for this to start.

Jd:It's 4:00 in the morning

Only:THAT late?!

TLHP:Where do you even have the time Jd!?

Jd:Not saying.

Foxy:So how do we learn our roles?

Jd:your tablets.

Luk:You won't get away with this!

Jd:Think so? Think again.

Gob are we starting now or-

Jd:YES NOW!!

Morning Phase
Rasen:So, i'm off to get a snack, anybody else want one?

Foxy:me

Sax:Me-uh?

Clown:Come with me sax!

Sax:uhhh... ok????

Sax and the clown go off

Jd:Yea the professor said that today was an SAT day for you guys.

everyone face palms

'''Rasen and Foxy went to the kitchen. The clown has used perform on sax.'''

Challenge phase
du-wait, nope.

tests TLHP forges a sword, Betima forges a pen. Remembering the old probverb, The judge decides that words are the biggest weapon mankind has access to.'' BETIMA WINS!
 * RASEN VS LUK-Luk tries to calculate the square root of 4761 while rasen calculates the square root of 4624. Rasen gets 68. And luk 69. Unfortunately, Reddit is the judge. LUK WINS!
 * GHOSTY VS GOB-Gob does an experiment while ghosty dances so hard, Michal Jackson is turning in his grave. GOB WINS!
 * BETIMA VS TLHP-''The two are tasked with forging a weapon.
 * FOXY VS CUPCAKE-Cupcake makes an argument that furries should be identified with an animal profile picture. Foxy isn't amused. neither is the judge. FOXY WINS!
 * SAX VS JALLY-The two are forced to get the most powerful melee weapon. Sax gets a Roller, Jally, a broad axe. JALLY WINS!
 * ONLY VS OSLO-Only makes a decent animation of him kicking oslo's butt. Oslo makes a very crappy animation. ONLY WINS!

Voting phase
Jd:alright. time to cast your vote!

One voting session later

Jd:Alright let's tally em up. oslo. sax. cupcake. oslo. rasen. rasen. oslo. rasen. sax. rasen, and rasen.

Rasen:Little crap.

Jd:GUARDS! take him away.

Rasen pulls out a gold medal

Rasen:Will this let me stay?

Jd:A 2012 Summer Olympic Gold Swimming medal? no thanks. GUARDS!

'''Rasen has been voted out. He was the Olympian.'''

Dinner phase
Only:NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A BUFFET!

Jd:Dig in.

Everyone starts eating

Cupcake:Is it just me or is the food a little cold?

Jd:Oh dear. A cyromancer. Damnit.

'''CUPCAKE HAS BEEN POISONED! THEY WILL DIE IN 8 PHASES IF NOT CURED!'''

Night phase
''Nothing happened during the night.  'But will cupcake be cured from her poison? Will the clown take off his makeup? And who is next to go? find out next time on Kingdom Succession:Jd's Wrath!'''