User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Ghosty's Online World: Addception

Add visits the lab in the town, and she sees Haw creating a machine

Add: Whatcha making?

Haw: Making a machine that lets me enter dreams. It’ll help clear out any nightmares the town has.

Add: Can I have it?

Haw: NO!

Add: Plz

Haw: NO!

Add: Plz

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Haw: NO!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: Plz

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Haw: A THOUSAND F**KING TIMES, NO!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: Hey look, some hobo’s selling free coffee

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Haw: OOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add takes the machine and runs off

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: Wait, this is just some VR headset. Ah well, guess I’ll do something with it when I get home.

Add goes to her house and puts on the headset.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: Let’s start some of this.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add is then greeted with a menu:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Choose a subject

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: Wait, what

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Headset: This isn’t VR. Haw was right. You can see people’s dreams.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: What?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Headset: HURRY UP AND CHOOSE A SUBJECT!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: I’ll pick this person…

Desert is walking in the land, and he talks to Ghosty

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ghosty: Desert, what the hecking heck did you do to my mansion?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Desert: I didn’t hecking do anything hecker.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ghosty: YOU’RE a hecker

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Desert: Heck you

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: Wuzzup phuckahs

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Desert: Wait, what? This is my dream. How are you cursing?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: This is a nightmare...OOOOOOOOoooooooo

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Desert: Plz stamp

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Add: *censored* *censored* *freaking censored*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Desert: NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Add takes off the headset

Add: That was hilarious XD

Add chooses another subject, and puts it on.

Add: He's gonna have a true nightmare >:D

Ghosty walks past a horde of Kirbys and goats.

Ghosty: This is the life.

Ghosty sees Add at a table and is eating something.

Ghosty: Uh...what are you doing here, Add

Add: This is a dream, mate. Here, want some food?

Add offers some sketchy meat, and Ghosty eats it

Ghosty: That's good. What is it?

Add: Oh, I just cooked one of your goats.

Ghosty: WAIT, WUT?!?

Ghosty sees Kirbys eating all the goats

Ghosty: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Add takes off the headset.

Add: Too priceless XD. Let's do her next

Add puts on the headset, and enters yet another dream

Everyone is wearing angel wings and the town is in tons of cinders, except for a few standing stores.

Add: Well, isn't this fun.

A rebel passes by Add and two guards corner him in a alley

Rebel: Noo! Plz help me.

Add: NOOOOOOO!

She runs to the closed McDonalds

Add: I WANTED TO EAT SOMETING! THEY WERE SELLING NUGGETS HALF TODAY! YYYYYYY ;-;

The rebel dies from the guards, and then Cheng takes a big stage

Cheng: So yeah, we took over the world. Hope you like your wings.

Add: Oh hai Cheng

Cheng: WAIT, WHAT?!? What are you doing here?

Add: Oh, nutting much :3

Cheng: Guards, get 'er

The angels fly at Add, but they are too weak to do anything.

Add: D'awwwww, you look so cute trying to be tough.

Cheng: You better stop righ--

Add picks up Cheng

Add: Here, you'll look more mighty

Cheng: PROTECTION SERVICE!

A talk and swarm of big angels tackle Add. --- Add takes off the headset.

Add: Well, that was a load of sh*t

Add enters Sondz next

Add: Wonder what this stupid donkey is thinking about

A bunch of donkeys run into walls endlessly

Add: Yeah, let's go to Rubik next.

Add is on a mountain, and sees Rubik looking like Zeus

Rubik: I will keep you all safe. You shall survive from the power of people calling me John

Add: Oh hai, Rubik. Whatcha doin'

Rubik: Wait, what'dya doing here? Get off. You're gonna fall.

Add: Come on. This is sturdy rock. It's not like it's bre--

A part of the mountain crumbles as Add falls down

Rubik: Welp, she's dead

Add quickly escapes by taking off the headset.

Add: That was close. Well, I had enough.

Add is about to sleep, but she hears something in the kitchen.

Add: What is that 0_0

Add takes a spoon and investigates. Something leaves and runs out the door.

Add: Dear lord. Well, let's do this.

Add runs out with her spoon

Add: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SP--HOLY SH*T!

A army of potatoes surround her house

Add: What's going on here?

Potato: Come with us.

Add: F*ck this sh*t I'm out

Add jumps past them and they pursue her. She runs past the town and the park, but is cornered in an alley

Add: Oh, come on

Potato army: You shall join

Add: No! NOOOOOOO!

Haw is in Add's dream, and Add is begging while sleeping

Ghosty: Have any idea what's happening?

Haw: Potato army surrounding her

Ghosty: Oh okay. Hey Desert, want some?

Desert: The mormons have been extinct

Ghosty: ._. Okie dokie...

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