Thread:KarpToEndAllKarps/@comment-31953669-20180421140450/@comment-31953669-20180426150403

If I can yoink those two objects, go to ???'s dorm.

If they're there, tell them "Dude, I've been looking for you!  That Eris girl... she was saying something about killing you. I think you'll be in danger if she finds you...

However, I can perform a surgery on you and make you much stronger. If you're augmented, you can probably defend yourself against her! I just need you to lay on your stomach and stand still. It'll hurt a bit, so put a pillow in front of your face to avoid making any noise."

Before you ask, I don't expect this to work. But it's worth a shot, right?