Board Thread:Hosting Game/@comment-35026689-20190302200508/@comment-30103675-20190413233050

So I finished sorting out the deck after 10 years of trying to figure out where the exploding kittens are.

''A portal to another dimention opens up and in goes C4C. Everyone runs over and tries to steal her cards, but- oh there they go as well. Jamie looks really bored, and then he has an idea. He snaps his.. er, toes? And he's replaced by C4C, whose cards go back into the deck. C4C shrugs; she doesn't look like she really knows what she's doing.''

''Oshots stands up for dramatic effect to draw his card. Everyone in the room holds their breath, waiting to see what's going to happen. Oshots picks up a card and- wait, what's that noise? Oshots looks up and sees a growing shadow. He sidesteps, and giant tin of cat food lands just where he was. Oh, also it's sadly empty.''

Oshots has drawn an !

Oshots has used a

Oshots can now place the anywhere in the deck!

''' 2 Cards before the  is on top! '''