Thread:OnlyShots/@comment-35890342-20190422011856/@comment-35195751-20190428210355

Memofang wrote: Also, Karp was afk. I think you would've been safe and he wouldn't have even known lol

.*Cough* That was my IN GAME reason for killing him

Out of game?

Onlyshots: You enter the Armory... And you see a dead Magikarp? You rub your eyes and see Karp in a deep sleep with a crossbow next to him

Me: (Not realizing he was joking about Karp being dead) OH! Lol, I was totally just about to kill him too.

Me: (Lists a bunch of things I want to do before reporting the body including but not limited to grabbing a first aid kit and fingerprinting the crossbow)

Me: (Foolishly reports death on main thread)

Onlyshots: (Not realizing i was joking about going to kill him, nor that I am unaware that he is actually dead) Cool, but what do you kill him with

Me: (Suddenly realizes exactly what's going on) Wait he's alive?!? I thought you said he was dead.

Onlyshots: Oh shoot, I was joking... I did say he was asleep though.

Onlyshots: So what do you do then?

Me: Eh... I'll just slash his throat and report the body so no one gets confused