Thread:GhostyFlareEruption/@comment-30269240-20180809230858/@comment-25524244-20180823002109

"In my junior year of high school, this lady asked me on a date. She rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this lady open the oven and pull the pizza out with her bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of her lungs. We never had a second date."