Thread:Cupcakeaj2/@comment-28278669-20180602190752/@comment-28278669-20180605174609

After I sell to him, stab him in the heart.

Then create a portal that connects back home and bring him with me through the portal.

Then take his glasses and satchel.

Destroy the portal at the street corner, connect my home portal to the one at the store, and throw him in.

Then disconnect the store portal from the home portal.

Wait, do I have to be the leading cause of death for players or just people in general?