Board Thread:Hosting Game/@comment-27398195-20161123103608/@comment-27398195-20170109224315

VeneraSurvivalGuid101 wrote: HAWAIIANpikachu wrote: Jack's execution Too many viruses

Jack is on a computer, doing some coding when suddenly...

'''!Warning! A Virus has been detected on your computer!'''

Jack looks down and only sees one thing:

~Fight Pikakuma Virus~

'''Jack clicks on the link; it seems like a basic side scrolling shooter. It seems easy enough, until he encounters the final boss: Pikakuma himself. Suddenly, a hand lunges out of the computer and drags Jack into the computer and onto the shooting seat. Jack's doing well at first-- when suddenly Jack runs out of ammo. He sees an ammo crate and tries to jump for it, but Pikakuma jumps and, reaching it first, reloads his megalaser attack. With Jack having no ammo and trapped in a corner, he is forced to sit there and wait for his death.'''

Pikakuma fires the laser at Jack, instantly disintegrating him.

'''~Virus was not defeated, cue self-destructing... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....~'''

'''The computer explodes violently and removes Jack from this world. Meanwhile Pikakuma comes out of the computer.'''

Man... *huff*... he was a tough cookie...*huffs* but he's dead now...

Jack has been executed. Fixed it for you, dipshit. Temptation to find and kill Venera, rising.

All you did is change a few words and add one colon, add one semicolon, and two dashes, I did "terrible" for someone who wrote this at 2 AM when I could have been sleeping.

Oh, wait a second, I put a tracking device on everyone that would explode if they left the area, my bad for not warning you guys. I just remembered now.