Thread:KarpToEndAllKarps/@comment-31953669-20190328131915/@comment-31953669-20190520111039

Open one eye a small amount (so I can see a bit, but others don't notice my eyes are open). Is anybody there?

If not, leave my room. Go to the gym.

If someone is there and they're holding a weapon, turn onto my side away from them and discreetly pull out the razor before turning over, lunging at them, and slashing at them with the razor.

If someone is there and they don't have a weapon, open my eyes and say "What are you doing here?" while pulling out the scissors.