Board Thread:Hosting Game/@comment-32329805-20181211141439/@comment-32329805-20190306045527

Tests
Eggy attempts to challenge Slugkitty, but it's kind of difficult to compete against a statue. Embarrassed, Eggy instead decides to challenge Karp. '''Karp somehow manages to get stabbed despite it being a test. Eggy wins!'''

Jamie, softly apoligizing, decides to challenge Eggy to a plant memory contest. Memo, excited to jump in on the fun, also joins this bizzare contest. Eggy seems unusually excited to accept these challenges. '''Eggy decides to make general statements about said plants, simplifying their statements into either "Grass", "Shrub", or "Tree". Jamie Wins!'''

Dragon, wanting to give Eggy a break, decides to make Moo write a 300 page essay on why he decided to duel Eggy. '''Moo falls unconcious to exhaustion 100 pages into the essay. Dragon wins!'''

Duels
Gob and Moo decide to team up against Eggy in an epic Battle of the Bands, calling themselves Gob and the Cows (decided by Gob). This manages to excite everyone. '''Eggy hires an entire tarnation orchestra to do the work for them. Eggy wins!'''

Prizes
Jamie (1)

Dragon (1)

Eggy (2)

Losers
Karp (0)

Eggy (0)

Moo (0)

Gob (0)

''Well, that was rather interesting. As everyone exits after the performance known as "Gob & Moo get crushed hopelessly by the skill of an entire professional orchestra", they notice something strange. Dragon had failed to enter with them. The guards search for their body, and find Dragon in the hallway at the entrance door to the room used as Mooagain's essay room, shot in the heart. They find no trace of who shot Dragon and decide to just give up. Oh well, who cared about them anyways. Now comes the fun part! You get to kill one of the losers! Also, the guards found Dragon's room to contain various irrigation equipment, as well as a generally messy room. The guards conclude from this that they were a farmer. Oh well, then.''