Board Thread:Hosting Game/@comment-35026689-20181030214930

''Greetings fellow humans. I am your non-human and feline host, Jamie, and I stand upon this tiny wooden plinth mounted in the center of this, rather nice, round table. Now, you may be wondering why you are sitting around this said table, and wondering why you are holding 5 cards in your paws. I can explain.''

''You are playing the deadly game of Exploding Kittens, where out of you 11, one will survive and win this, authentic and artisanal cheese board I have infront of me. The others, well, errrrr...''

they won't be seen for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

''Also please ignore the large crowd of beady kitten eyes watching you and the props of portable cheetah pants and bear-o-dactyls that fill the backstage. They may come in handy later.''

If you want to know how to play, you can click on this hovering link held by a kitten, which reads [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Jamieawesome/EXPLODING_KITTENS_RULES https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Jamieawesome/EXPLODING_KITTENS_RULES]

You know, I am the host and will monitor you, and should you get out of hand or cheat, I will send the SWAT kittens to swarm you and smother you with cuteness.

...and death

''And of course, you are all competing against each other anyway, and 1 will survive. This might prove difficulty!''

...minus the Y.

But the glorious winner of this wins the cheese board and gets to escape this island only inhabited by cats and get their name written in the FATE BOOKS OF...

...fate.

''To join this fun game of death, do /join with a thread. I will use my paws and mess around with a computer and get them on this converted nuclear control panel, which is now the screen for showing who is alive.''

''For more on this fun game of death, please check out this website. It is by a guy who is a human, called Matthew Inman and he makes great comics, if not a bit NSFW. https://explodingkittens.com/''

PLAYERS: [11/11] But not for long...

Gob: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157238 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157238] 3 Cards

Wolfi: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157263 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157263] 3 Cards

Cupcake: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157243 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157243] 6 Cards

Oshots: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157249 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157249] 4 Cards

Memo: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157264 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157264] 4 Cards

Sili: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157279 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157279] 2 Cards

Rubik: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157276 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157276] 3 Cards

Meme: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157281 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157281] 4 Cards

Blobble: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157304 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157304] 2 Cards

Moo: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157305 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157305] 4 Cards

Karp: [//danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157309 https://danganronparoleplaystuff.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:157309] 8 Cards 