Thread:Addfire/@comment-26234016-20170414141330/@comment-26234016-20170416215620

"WeLl My DuDeS, iT's TiMe FoR mE tO gO..."

I go into the forest.

I want to be just far enough away that they won't be able to see me.

If no one follows me, I climb a tree (so I can survey the camp)

If one person follows me, I break into a grin.

"HeY tHeRe... YoU dOn'T kNoW hOw MuCh ThIs MeAnS tO mE..."

Then I hug them, trapping their arms (but not in an obvious way. They should only realize when it's too late).

I snap their neck cleanly, there should be no wound (yes that is possible). Then I right their head, so they're dead but look unharmed.

Then I drag the body out behind the cabins and shoot the face point-blank.

THEN I run back to the woods, do a full lap around the island, and run into the main area (or basically wherever has the most people).

"MOTHERFUCKIN LISTEN. [my victim's name] is dead. HE'S MOTHERFUCKING DEAD. i found [their pronoun] behind the cabins. MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT JUST GOT MOTHERFUCKIN REAL."