Board Thread:Hosting Game/@comment-35026689-20181030214930/@comment-34797858-20181107031758

Jamieawesome wrote: Blobble, anticipating the bulimnic Kitten under his seat, rummages around his pockets for his ultimate weapon: the 'CRAB-O-PULT. 'He loads a crab in the slingshot, and draws it back against Moo, who fears against the nippy pincers of the crustacean. ''It flies a meter, and lands on Moos face, which was an easy shot because Moo was right next to Blobble, which is strange as it is much easier to throw the crab onto Moo. Whatever.''

Blobble has used an attack!

Blobble's turn has ended.

Moo will now have to 2 turns!

''Meme suddenly speaks: We have an announcement, involving a special visitor, all the way from the Vatinope city. Today, we have the Pope of Nope!''

Wait a second, why are you talking?

''The Pope of Nope steps up to the dais at the back of the stage, which has a golden lectern on it with the book of Nope left open on the stand. He clears his throat, and neatens up his clothes before sticking up middle fingers in alternate directions, and announcing a resounding:''

NOPE!

Everyone is blown back by the awesomeness of the Nope, resulting in the crab blown off the face of Moo.

Meme has used a Nope!

Blobble's attack will not take effect!

''Blobble looks suprised. The Pope had made an awesome speech, but his crab-o-pult didn't attack Moo enough, and he is desperate. Onlyshots, however, wants to enter the opposing side of Meme, and whispers really loudly to Blobble, and offers his help.''

''Onlyshots pulls out a giant Nope sandwich with extra Nopesauce, and walks up to the Pope of Nope, rips off a part and shoves it in the Pope's mouth. He cannot speak now because the sandwich is so tasty, he is completely immobilised by the tastyness. He also shoves a part into Meme's mouth, doing the same thing to him as well.''

The crab recovers and crawls up onto Moo's face again, to show its crabby butthole to Moo.

Onlyshots has used a Nope!

Meme's nope will now not take effect!

Blobble's attack will now take effect!

''Wolfi, seeing the nope war about to unfold, decides to side with Meme from the awesomeness of the Pope of Nope, and runs backstage, whilst clattering of metal objects are heard from behind. He brings out a Metal transport bed, with a figure on top of it.''

There is a ninja, who cannot move from the fat the ninja is carrying, who is wearing a black ninja suit, which reads 'Nope' in comic-sans on the chest of him.

He rolls the Ninja towards Onlyshots, and leaves the flatbed on the stage whilst the Nope ninja delivers an overpowered Nope kick.

The ninja is still, apart from a leg which stuck out and double kicked the crab and Onlyshots him in the head, resulting in a stunned Onlyshots who is dazing around in circles like some demented spider monkey.

Wolfi has used a Nope!

Onlyshots' nope will now not take effect!

Meme's nope will now take effect!

Blobble's attack will now not take effect!

From Onlyshots' dizzyness, he falls flat on the table, unknowingly pressing a button which started lighting up red, showing up red letters reading 'A NOPE MISSILE HAS BEEN SENT.'

This is of course a cause for alarm, as there is a roof above our heads. Not sure why this has been implemented but whatever.

A faint whirring noise is heard in the distance, which then grew into a whistling noise, and then suddenly cut off. Everyone is looking up except Onlyshots, whose face was still facepalming itself with a table.

The missile suddenly bursts through the roof, allowing rays of sunlight to shine through whilst blasting the crab back onto Moo's face.

Onlyshots has used a Nope!

Wolfi's nope will now not take effect!

​​​​​​ Onlyshots' nope will now take effect!

Meme's nope will now not take effect!

Blobble's attack will now take effect!

Everybody continues screaming Nope like those Seagulls from Finding Nemo, like this video except with nopes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI.

NOPE Nope nope Nope  NOPE   Nope nope Nope   NOPE   Nope nope Nope  NOPE      NOPE Nope  NOPE   Nope      nope      Nope NOPE Nope nope NopeNope  NOPE      NOPE Nope  NOPE    nope NopeNOPE NOPE nope Nope      nope      Nope   NOPE   NopeNope  NOPE      NOPE NopeNope nope Nope NOPE Nope     nope      NopeNope  NOPE      NOPEnope        NOPE Nope NOPE NopeNopeNope     nope      Nope  NOPE      NOPE     NOPE NOPE      nope      NopeNope NOPE NopeNope NOPE NopeNope  NOPE

'' 'Your fricking nope war is getting out of hand. I must stop it, as I have a chiropracter's appointment later, and a prescription for Homeopathic arnica as well. No more nopes.' ''

Blobble's turn has ended.

It is now Moo's turn!

Moo will have to take 2 turns!

Chance of kitten: still 10/60 = 16.7% Thats alowta nopes