Thread:Just1pirate/@comment-33380184-20180316234926/@comment-33380184-20180328024945

"Well... The first time I saw him was when I was looking for the price of a hammer, then what appears to have been a potato with metallic appendages, whose remains are still in the smithy, enters the building. It scratched up my arm, as you can see from these bandages, and I smashed the damn thing into a mush of metal and potato. The blacksmith was still alive when I left for the hospital. "